Saturday, December 22, 2007

Minute Rice has Limelight!

OKAY, so I was on youtube, and I saw this video called CRAZED NUMA FAN!!!!!! I did a post on it. Brookers, the girl in the numa video, has become my 2nd favorite user on youtube. She's so retarted, it's really funny. WATCH IT, WATCH IT, WATCH IT!m It's like shes hopped up on goofballs!

A'right!

Well, enough of anonymous posts, this one is......... For real. (cue phantom music)

So? How about Michelle? New topic for today. S..... Crap. Shell reads my blog. So? How about that.... ummmm. You know... Oh, does anyone celebrate Hannukkah aside from Kara? No? And how about Barmitsphas? My friend went to one. She said they eat alot of fig dishes. If anyone's been to one, spill the beans for the bulls at The Rodeo Inc. K? Hmmmm.... Oh! How about family secerets! Deep, dark ones. Hmmm... Oh, well Patrick doesn't wear underwear, and Vicky likes Patricks girlfriend, Britney..... Cranium, Britney Cranium. And Britney seceretly likes Michelle. She thinks crutches are very attractive. And, well, I share all my secerets. Oh! And Riley, my dog, is thinking of breaking up with my aunts dog, Honey. He'd rather date crackers and cheese. Something edible. Well, I don't know how Patchy's gonna take it, but he will. Later! The Rodeo is a go 'eo!'

The Future

Seriously, guys. What do you think the future will be? This topic came up after watching Meet the Robinsons and The Last Mimzi. Well? Is the future going to be highly advanced when food forms from a spray can, and people travel through tubes? Or do you think the world will be highly polluted from Global Warming, and become one giant wasteland? Or maybe chemicals will turn the Earth into a giany meteor, or comet? We don't really know. So, I have come up with a fun activity! It's a little quiz to determine what the future will be!

1. Do you hate Global Warming?
a) Yes
b) No
c) What's Global Warming?

2. What is a desert from your own point of view?
a) A hot place where there is very little water.
b) A hot place with poisinous animals and pointy plants.
c) A place where camels live.

3. What do you think of littering?
a) Polluting and a waste of good recycling material.
b) Illegal.
c) Throwing away hobo treasure.

4. What do you think of testing products on animals?
a) Horrible and dangerous to the animal.
b) Horrible, but since you're selling the product to humans, the animal takes the damage.
c) Depends on the product. Cosmetics are just insulting.

Mostly a's: You want the future of the earth to be succesful, and you REALLY want to stop Global Warming.

Mostly b's: Your interest for the success of the planet turns on and off. Kind of like half of the Earth abundant in green, and half destroyed and bland.

Mostly c's: You don't care about the future, you're just saying your an animal-hating snot faced poo smelling jerk.

Have fun?

Catchy Combination

My sister is getting obsessed with a new family show called Wizards of Waverly Place. It`s about a family who moves to New York to run a sub sandwich shop. But the 3 children of the family, Justin, Alex and Max, are wizards in training. This is a locker combination song, which is fun to say.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Kara Nut

OK, this video is the bomb. It`s like, Karas double, but crazy. And she`s a huge fan of the Numa Numa Aie song. Watch. I dedicate this song to Kara.

`The Kara`

The Kara.
Rarely seen in the wild.
The Kara.
Lives in a house of orange.
The Kara.
Orange rhymes with........ Ffffnorange.
The Kara.
I fell like Dr.Seus.
The Kara.
Lives in a house of orange in the Sahara.
The Kara........

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Blogger War

Dear peasents who read my blog,

Due to the request of a certain someone, I
have decided to launch a blog war against the evil
empire of Clambuzz. I need YOUR poetry requests.
Like shelly shelly, clams don't buzz, whos poo, something like that.

Sincerely,

The Minute Rice Society

Friday, November 23, 2007

The !Angry! Poetry

One more follow up on 'Shelly, Shelly'

Shelly Shelly,
is so yelly,
and so oh disgustingly smelly.
First theres poo,
then theres hair,
then theres Shelly in mens underwear!
Shelly Shelly,
is so smelly,
its very hard to live with.
Someone help me.

Yay.

Minute Rice Poetry Time!

I call this one 'Fuzzy Wuzzy!'

Fuzzy Wuzzy
wuz a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy
had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy
climbed up trees
Fuzzy Wuzzy
took a lot of poos and pees
Fuzzy Wuzzy
wuz a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy
didn't care.

Poetry requests are open.

It only takes a minute to spill the good stuff.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Bleach

Bleach is sort of a fantasy, violence anime. It starts out with a boy in grade 9, Ichigo Kurosaki, who can creepily see ghosts. Anyway, his mother died when he was 3, his dads a freak, his sister, Yuzu, is a sewing obsessed wimp, and his other sister, Karin, is a soccer junky. His house was under attack by a monster called a Hollow. Hollows are spirits who are trapped in a dimension on their way to Soul Society, but their hearts get eaten, and grow creepy masks. Then, he is visited my a Shinigami. First of all, Soul Society is a place where strong people gather into an organization to help spirits pass over. Along with the package, comes with 13 protection squads, who are made up of powerful shinigami. The shinigami gets hurt, Ichigo grabs the sword, and oddly transforms into a Shinigami.

Review:

All I have to say is Holy Crap. I never realised how popular Bleach really is! It is one mighty thrilling anime! Watch it, suckers! The Rodeo is a go 'eo!'

Saturday, November 10, 2007

InuMon

InuMon is about a group of kids who both like Inu Yasha(anime) and Pokemon, and decided to make videos. Some of them are cute. Some are hilarious. I love them! And only 2 of them are related. Heres an episode made by them. Enjoy! And if you like them, you can see more awesome videos on YouTube. I know I will!


Holly Dolly

Holly Dolly is one of the gayest things I've ever seen. She sort of reminds me of Michelle. Being gaye. In gaye form. You get the point. Heres a clip of the gaye wonder! By the way, shut up about me spelling gaye wrong!

It only takes a minute to spill the good stuff.



Thursday, November 8, 2007

Zoey 101

Zoey 101 is yet another Family TV show, and one of my favourites. Its about a girl named Zoey who moves to an academy of learning called P.C.A(Pacific Coast Academy), when her parents reccomended it to her. She meets a boy named Chase Matthews and becomes friends. She also meets her roomates, Nicole and Dana, plus Chases friend, Logan and Michael. If you get into season 3, you'll know Nicole was sent away for having a boy problem that affected her brain. And she went boy hungry. So in her place, she meets a famouse actress named Lola. And an old friend from season 1, Quinn, which is a huge science geek, but REALLY smart. In one episode, she made a goo that smelled like coconut, but puts you to sleep for 3-4 hours. Freaky!

Episode 36- As Time Goes On

In this episode, everyone is assigned to put something in a P.C.A time capsule. From season 1, Chase has had a huge crush on Zoey. Zoey made a video of how she feels about her friends. Typical! So Chase goes to dig it up with Michael. In the rain. At 4:00am. With tons of mud because it was already buried. But when he finally gets it, he gets the this isn't right feeling. So he goes back with Michael to put it back, and now Michaels just plain pissed off, because of lack of sleep, he failed his english test.

Review:

***** no doubt! This was really great. And Michaels pissy moments were a thriller! Deffinetly on my reccomendation list! You better watch it, jerks! The Rodeo is a go 'eo'!

Blah blah blah!

You are probably getting bored after my first post, so heres a little poem I composed called "I Love Regina Spactor"

I love Regina Spector,
Alot,
and if you don't,
then you suck,
alot,
even more than my sisters apple crisp,
and that, my friends sucks,
especially since her cousins boyfriend,
added a yuran flavoured glaze to go with it,
so I love Regina Spector.
And if you don't,
You suck more than my sisters apple crisp.
Sucks to be you, suckers!

Like it? I'll be back with more touching, from the heart poetry
after my next review at 6:00pm today!

It only takes a minute to spill the good stuff.




Welcome to the Rodeo!

Hey boy's 'n' freaks! I'm Bull, and on this blog, I do TV show reviews, anime reviews, and post alot of random stuff, like most blogs. So lets get started with a Hannah Montana review!

Hannah Montana- a 15 year old girl, Miley Stewart(Miley Cyrus) tries out for a pop star
audition. Miley got picked, and said her name was Hannah Montana. So she goes around, doing
concerts, and makes her friend Lilly Prescot(Emily Osment) kinda famous. Because they're best friends, she made her name something the 3rd. On her first day of highschool, she meets up with her childhood friend, Oliver Oakin(Mitchel Musso) and do highschool. So its basically your everyday, something goes great, problem, and solution kind of show.

Hannah Montana- Episode 34(Newest) Wish Gone Amiss

In season 2, a hot actress named Jake Ryan moves to Mileys school, and after a whole 9 episode Jake saga, she gets together after the saga with him, and get all blah blah nobody cares its been 9 episodesish, and ANOTHER 3 popstars move to Mileys school. After her 2 identity crap, so she can experience being an average school girl and a popstar thing, she wishes on a star she was Hannah Montana, ALL THE TIME! Of course, her being an idiot in every show, everything goes wrong, then her divorced mom comes in a dream, and changes everything back to normal.

Review:
Like every Hannah Montana Show, I give this a **** out of *****! I'm thinking of going down to 3, because with every show, theres always a problem in the middle. I know what your thinking.
If there was no problem, there would be no show, or plotline! But I'm a crazy, dessert sabatoging kinda person. So DEAL WITH IT! Anyway, more family to watch, more dirt to dig! The Rodeo is a go 'eo'!