The !Angry! Poetry

One more follow up on 'Shelly, Shelly'

Shelly Shelly,
is so yelly,
and so oh disgustingly smelly.
First theres poo,
then theres hair,
then theres Shelly in mens underwear!
Shelly Shelly,
is so smelly,
its very hard to live with.
Someone help me.

Yay.

Minute Rice Poetry Time!

I call this one 'Fuzzy Wuzzy!'

Fuzzy Wuzzy
wuz a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy
had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy
climbed up trees
Fuzzy Wuzzy
took a lot of poos and pees
Fuzzy Wuzzy
wuz a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy
didn't care.

Poetry requests are open.

It only takes a minute to spill the good stuff.